Category: Joke Board
This summer, a group of teenagers in Brattleboro,
Vermont, has disrobed near restaurants, bookstores
and galleries, igniting a debate about whether the
town should end its long toleration of nudity.
The Top 17 Tourism Slogans for Nakedtown
17> There's nothing quite like a full moon in Brattleboro.
16> Screw Paris -- we got yer 'Eyeful Tour' right here!
15> Sundial Capital of the World!
14> Brattleboro salutes you! Especially if you're a hot blonde.
13> Where no one is clothes-minded.
12> We may be liberal, but we love bush!
11> If you lived here, you'd be naked by now.
10> Nothing comes between me and my Calvin Coolidge state.
9> We're proud of *our* crack problem!
8> If you feed them, they'll come right up to your car window!
7> See what happens when hippies raise children.
6> Vagina is for lovers.
5> Home of the no-hands bagel delivery.
4> We put the "twat" in "sightwatching!"
3> This summer vacation, go balls out!
2> Where pubic safety is priority one.
and the Number 1 Tourism Slogan for Nakedtown...
1> Start spreadin' the nudes.
Very funny.
Bob
Nakedtown would be a fun place to live, but not if it were in Vermont. How about Hawaii or Florida or the tropics.
hmmm